Jesus that sounds painful, we'll have to call you Metal Mike, sounds kind of
cool, a bit better than Jolly Mike you must admit

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Well, you probably know this but... in computer speak CAPITALS are the
equivalent of SHOUTING and usually ANGRY. Although maybe you are SHOUTING and
we did not know that. Mind you I did read a Terry Pratchet book, "Discworld" I
think (anyway it was bollocks) where God (or at least I think it was God)
always spoke in CAPITALS, but also maybe he was shouting too...? On the
subject of God quite tempted to jest about the Pope but don't want to risk
another inquisition...
Good luck with the hand though.
Gazza
"PO1SON"