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Nigel Every

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Post by Nigel Every » Tue Jun 12, 2001 2:25 am

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Welcome to MisterJokes' newsletter - June 11, 2001 -
http://www.misterjokes.com/


JOKE OF THE DAY:
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order
to
keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that
they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last 1 left. She realizes
that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her
the word, 'comfortable.'"

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive
out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,
'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde."

"She'll read it very slow."


THE JOKE THAT SPARES NOBODY: Second Opinion
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A man and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.

As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't
that good in bed either!"

By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone.

"What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"

"I was in bed."

"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"

"Getting a second opinion."


DAILY CARTOON: June 11, 2001
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Check it out:

http://www.misterjokes.com/cartoon.php3


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