More ammusement from telecom

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More ammusement from telecom

Post by biff » Sun Apr 06, 2003 6:45 pm

Ok... now I'm CONFUZZED!

Its funny isnt it, the internet is, as it is, an attempt to be all things to
all men. (oops poeple)
So what catagory do I fall into??? (be nice)

I like to play games, so I'm a GAMER... what Telecom service is that
going to be??
(National or heaven forbid _International gaming ...____still confuzzed!)

Hang on, I P2P for work sometimes...B-GG-R... another Telecom service?
(More confuzzed!!!)

Damit!!! I download patches etc...M$ says I have to...heck, what
service is that Mr Telecom???
(PLEASE ...is there a doctor in the house...TOTALY CONFUZZED!!!)

DONT YA JUST WISH THE CUSTOMER WOULD CONFORM!!!

The next thing you know, the customer will think that because he/she thas
one of those "broadband(?)" internet connections they can do what they like!
Heck, try streaming audio...even have the cheek to try video
conferencing, I know they saw us adverise it on the TV, but heck you cant
believe everythig you see on the telly! right?

I know we will break the internet up into its primary parts, you know, FTP,
SMTP, P2P POP3...yep by protocol, we can make them choose which ones they
want and charge individually...

Hell saves Telecom having to put together another , oops, failing, ailing,
(damm) didnt think of that ...business plan, what do you think???
And if mum hasnt got a clue what a protocol is then we just hit her for the
lot!

Please dont tell telecom I wrote this, they may just try it!

Hell can I just have some broadband (OK ADSL then) with out all the pain?
Surly some where in the world there is a workable model thats a good deal to
the Telco, ISP and heaven forbid ----- the customer, the one paying for all
this?
Ok I'll get back in my corner...(yep not the telco corner, isp
corner...the customer corner...now thats a weird looking boxing ring isnt
it??)
Have a great week all,
Rgds
Biff
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